Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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