I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
Hungover at Subway, watching a business guy try to squeeze his way past my car to get into his. Bitch shouldn'ta parked over the line.
You truly are a temple of morality.
I am the night, I am justice, I am currently watching the fat biz guy pay a frat boy to back his car up for him so he can get in.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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