the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
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Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
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Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
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