Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
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