Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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