Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
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how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
It's shark week go big or go home
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Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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