Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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