I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
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