Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
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it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
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literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
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