i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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