i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
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