another moral hangover. fuck.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
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Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
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Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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