Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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