Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
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