Pregnant stripper...not hot.
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
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i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
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Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
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