you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
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