Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
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