ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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