some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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