Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
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The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
How external is "for external use only"?
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Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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