Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
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Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
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I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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