On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
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Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
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Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
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