Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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