So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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