Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
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He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
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I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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