walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
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This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
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One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
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