carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
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Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
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Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
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