i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
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