we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
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I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
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I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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