I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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