well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
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it was like a zeppelin in a condom
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
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It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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