I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
We need to rekindle our bromance
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
I was just giving a mobile app demo to a client, on my iPhone, when a reminder alert appeared across the page blinking "12pm: go home and give John head". You're an asshole
Hahaha oops.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
Randomize
