I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
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I understand Curling. That high.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
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Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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