Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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