K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
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