Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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