u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
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Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
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I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
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