I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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