'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
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last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
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I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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