if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
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im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
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Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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