hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
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I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
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I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
Current dream situation- Gordon Ramsey is my Uber driver and he's hauling around a backseat filled with chocolate covered açai berries. I'm good for eternity.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
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