If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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