Moan for me like Helen Keller
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
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I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
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FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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