I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
i may or may not be watching the land before time
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
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And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
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Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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