What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
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