Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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