So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
My life is pants optional.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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