Do you still have your period?
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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