On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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