I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
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I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
I need a burrito and a hug.
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I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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