I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
you didnt know i had herpes?
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
All the doctor said was why
Randomize
