hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Randomize
