dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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