Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
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I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
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I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
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